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Merm Steak Pie 

A merm steak made into a merm pie...like chicken merm pot pie except with merm steak no merm chicken...

merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...

(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)
I want to merm you for your merm steak pie.
Merm Steak Pie by Placenta Monkey January 30, 2010

steak pie 

The Ultimate liaison. The Laruso Crane Kick of consumation. The Ninja Shiraken of all things sexual.
Was she a good ride?
Good, we're talking better than Steak Pie mate!!!
steak pie by Blue Lagoon July 2, 2004

Merm Steak Pie  

A merm steak made into a pie...like chicken pot pie except with merm steak no chicken...
merm steak is merm sliced into steak sized peices, and healed for multiple uses...
(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving hair..XD...and no mermaids were fataly wounded in the making of this product)
I want to give you a merm steak pie for your good work

Steak and Oyster Pie 

The cum load filled cream pie (vagina, ass or both) of a slut female that has just completed a gang bang with a group of multiple males.
George wanked himself in the corner while he watched his wife receive a steak and oyster pie.

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