jazz handed 

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

jazz handed by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

Jazz Handed 

the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....

Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......

Joe: she got jazz handed last night

Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!

Jazz Handed by playfulgorilla May 13, 2009