The Pawn’s Gambit 

When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didn’t drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.

“Hey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I don’t have enough to run the Pawn’s Gambit before my wife gets home”

The Pawn’s Gambit by Tatu 8157 December 5, 2024

Pawn the spawn

Find a babysitter.

We're gonna pawn the spawn on the grandparents so we can get away for the weekend.

Pawn the spawn by mgpoirier2-pblakemore October 22, 2010

Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga 

refers to an individual who is financially constrained to the point where, when they visit a pawnshop to purchase items, they must opt for a layaway plan, allowing them to pay for the items in installments, reflecting their limited budget and financial circumstances.

Josh: Hey Rocko, have you noticed how Drew has been acting lately?

Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?

Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."

Rocko: Really? How do you figure?

Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.

Rocko: Man he is always broke!

Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga by fckupthafun September 4, 2023