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The Shrimp Plate From Long John Silver's 

A cheap meal a Chad buys for Stacy or Becky when he wants PAM (Pussy Asshole Mouth).
"He can't even buy you the shrimp plate from Long John Silver's. And what that plate cost, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm." Alexyss K Tylor
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let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie 

1 Let's grill some shrimp
2 Let's have sex
3 To take a dump while licking a Popsicle while someone is on top of you
3

Allison: Hey George, let's throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie
George: Fudge yeah!

the shrimp shuffle 

when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.
Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle

flinging the shrimp 

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.
‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank

The Shrimp Man 

Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.
The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.
The Shrimp Man by ATSW November 2, 2009

The Shrimp

The Shrimp is a new style of dance requiring at least 3 people roughly imitating the movement of a shrimp and its extremities.

Can be used as verb "Shrimping".

First seen in on youtube at /watch?v=8wVgURuI33U

Originated in Rhode Island.
Person 1: "Gangnam Style and the Harlem Shake are way too overdone."
Person 2: "Have you heard about The Shrimp? It's awesome!"

Pound the shrimp 

Pound the shrimp by VinceV September 30, 2015