Forkdick plopped down on his bondage sex swing after a long day of work at the chocolate factory and had an epiphany...he suddenly realized why his hermaphrodite mortician mother had named him FORKDICK. Think about it...
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.