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Slap and Nap 

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.
(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.
Slap and Nap by ARLM September 19, 2010

Slap and Nap 

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"

Slap and Nap 

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.
I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.
Slap and Nap by D-pop February 19, 2014