fish poke

When you trick someone into thinking that somthing horrible has happened and then you litterally poke them with a fish and say "fish poke."

"Uh oh Tommy!"
"What is it Bobby?"
"(pokes Tommy with fish) Fish Poke!"

fish poke by Ocelot44Revolver July 22, 2006

fish poke

to poke a girl in her ass, generally to her enjoyment.

last night I was massaging Naomi's ass and I was spreading her cheeks, and she was just craving a good fish poke, so I gave it to her. And she said "oooooooooo".

For origins of this term, please refer to the Dutch version of the "Barbie girl" song, it is at the very end.

fish poke by fishpoker May 4, 2009

poke with fish 

in cherokee culture, the way of mating....no seriously. im not kidding. go look it up on google or something. and YES that is how u can have sex. dont believe me? go poke somebody with a fish and see what happens! yeah see, you dont wantndo it. thats cuz your afraid im right! ha-ha-freakin-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway what im trying to say is, dont poke people with fish. it could have disastrous consequences. however, feel free to poke yourself w a fish, cuz i want 2 know what would happen

1.
boy: hey look a trout. maybe i'll poke with fish.
girl: get that freakin thing away from me! u ain't my baby daddy!
boy:(pokes anyway, cuz hes a total ass)
girl: crap. thats the third time this week.
(camera zooms out and we see 3 babies sitting around her)
girl: i cannot believe you just freaking fish-raped me!
2.
go poke urself with a fish! i hate u!!!

poke with fish by thecoolestfreakinpersonever June 30, 2008