Goat Dance 

The goat dance is traditionally a New Year's Eve ritual of fertility and fecundity, connecting the Romanian territory to the Greek antiquity and to the Oriental civilizations.

"Met a redneck on a Grecian isle, he did the goat dance very well, gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

Goat Dance by killer_weed July 28, 2009

goat dance 

What Joni Mitchell does with a redneck on a Grecian Isle, as referenced in the song "California" on the album "Blue" from 1971.

"I met a redneck on a Grecian Isle. We did the Goat Dance Very Well. He gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

goat dance by margoleilaman May 1, 2009

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021

goatlanced

To kill or maim in an excessively embarrassing manner. To pwn in the extreme.

I goatlanced Jimmy last week at checkers, I don't think he'll ever walk straight again.

goatlanced by weakness January 12, 2009