Egotestical 

Somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their testicles.

Gabby: " What's up with that guy? He's always talking about his frickin BALL-SAC.......whats his deal?"

Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert

Egotestical by Carlye Samatas February 2, 2010

egotestical 

1. Characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed nutsack.

"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."

egotestical by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

Egotestical 

Adjective: A man who believes he is God's gift to women.

Jack Harkness from Torchwood is really egotestical
Nah, he actually is God's gift to women

Egotestical by Galadriel1010 April 17, 2009

Egotestical 

When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.

George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls

Egotestical by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011

Egotestical 

(Egotistical) ( douchebag) A guy with balls the size of his ego- who thinks he has an unfair advantage and is a cut above everyone else

Always find egotestical guys like that in the locker room who think they are God’s gift to women

He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!

Egotestical by Muby April 29, 2019

Egotestical 

Noun - Powerful men who have affairs. Their ego enlarges to the point that they feel their manhood can take them wherever it wants to go without repercussions.

Elliot Spitzer or Shpritz-her, former governor of New York, was accused by his wife of being egotestical after he got caught with a $4000/hr hooker

Egotestical by Dan Parsont August 1, 2008

egotestical 

boasting in a manly way about manly things.

An egotestical statement would be, "I am more man than any woman can handle".

egotestical by BJ Mchugh October 5, 2008