malparkage 

Parking badly
Parking in a place where it does not belong.

"My neighbourhood is full of malparkage."

malparkage by Kris H. December 10, 2003

Maleakage

n. An unpleasant situation comprised of two components; 1.)
A colleague has shit their pants to a noticable degree (verified
through sight and smell) and 2.) the colleague continues their day as though nothing has happened

Tommy had some serious maleakage yesterday... he just wouldn't admit to sharting himself even after we saw the stain

Maleakage by guywhoworkstoomuch August 31, 2010

Malarage

When the medium you got is too big it is a Malarage.

If you bought a large shirt and it shrunk You now have a malarage.

Damn my medium shirt is definitely more of a malarage!

Malarage by Bradley Clay October 30, 2025