The Wood Chipper 

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.

Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper

Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!

The Wood Chipper by WNM July 24, 2006

testing the woodchipper 

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

testing the woodchipper by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

The Reverse Woodchipper 

Also called "the Jacob," this term describes when a woman or gay man fists a man up the asshole so far that he farts blood on the fister's face.

Finn was covered in blood because she gave Jacob The Reverse Woodchipper.

The Reverse Woodchipper by Kingdom winning June 14, 2011

the louisville woodchipper 

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.

Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper

the louisville woodchipper by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014