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Soggy Cheeto 

Another word for a non-erect penis. Can be more specifically used in a negative context.
Yeah, he couldn't get it up last night. He had a soggy cheeto.
Soggy Cheeto by Kuronkuu January 4, 2021

Soggy Cheeto 

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.
The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.
Soggy Cheeto by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021