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Garden Spot 

A place on one's chest that when punched, leaves the victim out of breath and confused about what has just happened

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The most desirable place to hit your golf ball on a particular hole thus setting up your next shot
Zach hit Jake in the garden spot and then stole his shoes and glasses. Jake was left in a daze and in a world of pain.

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Kipinski laid his second shot right in the garden spot, leaving him only 20 yards from the hole.
Garden Spot by Jake Zach April 1, 2009
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garden spot middle school 

our motto is “petty ass fights, hoes get long night”. dudes be peeing in soap dispensers and bitches be bonkers. youll see more girls crying in the hallways then anywhere else i swear to god. good luck if you make a friend too lmao they fake asf.
“you go to garden spot middle school? how many times have you been hit with corn during a fight?”

“oh only 4”

Garden Spot High School 

The school in the middle of no where, girls like to dress like sluts, guys are douches, and the teachers suck mad balls.
hey, you go to garden spot high school?
yeah, why?
a girl from there fucked me.

Garden spot high school 

Where bitches fuck every guy they meet and guys do drugs in the bathroom every morning and teaches are dick riders
Yo, you go to garden spot high school?
Yeah why.
I fucked like every bitch there

Garden Spot High School 

the girls look 18 but are 12. and they are whores most likely. the guys like dick and getting pegged. the teachers look like alcoholics and pedophiles but the janitor is chill asf.