A very special day that lands on the same day as tax day (April 15th), normally practiced in high schools. The goal of the day is to kick as many freshman as possible, and the more freshman you kick the greater your social standing becomes. Kicking the bigger freshman is well respected, because even though it is against the rules, sometimes they kick back...

(Teacher): Hey! Stop hazing that poor freshman!

(Student): But sir, it's April 15th. Kick a Freshman Day.

(Teacher): O RLY?!?!?! (kicks freshman) I completely forgot! Carry on.

(Freshman): Ow....

Kick A Freshman Day by Nhoj Babilok April 15, 2012

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Pet a Freshman Day

The day of December 3rd, when all upper-classmen (high school & college) adopt a Freshman, as if they were a pet at the homeless shelter, and pet them, like a pet bunny, but more domesticated.

John: hey man, you gonna attend Pet a Freshman Day?

Mark: yea man, I even bought a nice little cage with a water bottle in it.

John: that's sick dawg.

Pet a Freshman Day by magoffin_lad9 November 16, 2010

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hold a fresh

To take a bath or a shower. To get "Fresh"

Dan:yooo i gotta go hold a fresh
Suze: Use lotsz of soap...nd think of me:P

hold a fresh by xGlamorous June 15, 2007

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Brewin' a fresh pot

The point in time where you realize that you'll need to take a dump in the next 5 to 10 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes to brew a fresh pot of coffee.

"Hey man, I gotta get going."
"Already?"
"Yeah, I'm brewin' a fresh pot."

Brewin' a fresh pot by MikeBinIL April 17, 2009

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