Millenispeak
Millenispeak: (n) mə-lĕn′ē-spēk
"The hardly comprehensible lexicon employed by those born near the turn of the 21st century. It is a tricky ploy designed to divest themselves of the burden of sounding like human fucking beings"
"The hardly comprehensible lexicon employed by those born near the turn of the 21st century. It is a tricky ploy designed to divest themselves of the burden of sounding like human fucking beings"
So this kid comes into my cigar shop with his vape and skinny jeans. I couldn’t understand a lick of his millenispeak so I just turned off my hearing aids and pictured fucking his mother in the face.
Millenispeak by Pogueca January 17, 2018