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wheres the chapstick 

a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick
wheres the chapstick by megs101010 December 10, 2009

fuzz on the chapstick 

When, after sex, the dick is sticky with cum and pubes are stuck to it.
"Damn, man! The sex was great but I had some major fuzz on the chapstick.

The Salty Chapstick 

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.
Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.
Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

Chapstickin' the ass 

When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
Chapstickin' the ass by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011