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Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.
Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'

Itchin' for pissin' 

When you are irritated and/or agitated from not being able to release your bladder for urination.
Dude 1: "dude I have an itchin' for pissin'."

Dude 2: "why?"

Dude 1: " because their is no where to take a leak!"
Itchin' for pissin' by ATWONTHEGREAT December 25, 2010

itchin' for a switchin' 

English slang: When a woman is enthusiastic about the possibility of her partner commencing the act of anal sex. The phrase was popularised on ITV's primetime Saturday evening show 'Take Me Out' by it's host Paddy McGuinness.
"Did you Flip reverse her?" "Yeah dude, that girl was itchin' for a switchin'"

Itchin' for a bitchin' 

A phrase used either to describe one's own feelings (i.e. annoyed by somebody and wanting to gossip) or feelings about somebody else (i.e. feeling that somebody deserves to be gossiped about)
Girl 1: "You okay? You don't look very pleased."
Girl 2: "Grrr. They are really pissing me off. Are you busy tonight? I'm really itchin' for a bitchin'."

Girl 1: "Listen to her! I can't believe she just said that to Max! Wow, that girl is really itchin' for a bitchin'."

itchin my armpit 

wow look at those kids itchin my armpits, meep
itchin my armpit by meepmerp October 31, 2020

itchin [balls] 

When nothings happening,when your just chilling alone, often linked to boredom.
Girl: hey, can you come get me?
you: ya sure babe, im just itchin balls right now.
itchin [balls] by Taylor John January 24, 2009