the attic 

Def: Noun, The third floor, right side of Hook Hall at Elon University. The Attic is comprised of eight, good looking gentlemen who enjoy life's pleasures. Nights at the attic are meant for "broing out", or having a rediculous amount of women in a tight area. Also known as "the fratio", "hook 302", and even "not smith hall".

Girl #1: Hey, let's pick up guys outside of Smith Hall tonight!

Girl #2: No way, haven't you heard of the attic? The men up there actually have class.
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Bro #1: Dude, what is that flier doing on the tree?
Bro #2: Didn't you hear? Macy Gray s playing at the attic on friday night!

the attic by brodobaggins October 24, 2008

the attic show 

its a show in the attic a rip of jackass or mom its TOP BANNANA

this the attic show it second to bannans no more

the attic show by manbeast hunter March 30, 2005

toys in the attic 

Insanity or Craziness.

Crazy.
Toys in the attic, I am crazy.
Truly gone fishing.

-Pink Floyd

toys in the attic by Sultan of Hell December 19, 2006

bats in the attic

Crazy, psycho, wacko, mental.....usually in reference to the female gender.

Mike always knew she had a few bats in the attic but never thought the crazy bitch would resort to stalking him at his job.

bats in the attic by BradAvery1 March 12, 2017

bunnies in the attic 

A euphemism for bat-shit crazy.

She got bunnies in the attic for sure!

bunnies in the attic by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2020

Spastic in the attic 

"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.

"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"

Spastic in the attic by James Buckley August 26, 2007

falcon in the attic 

When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.

Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!

Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!

Matt: Huh?

falcon in the attic by ChuckChaser69 March 25, 2010