to send a fax

to defecate

You can´t believe that!...we are in 9 at home. Sometimes it´s impossible to send a fax without people disturbing you!

to send a fax by Mauricio Mariano December 16, 2008

To send a fax

You use it when you wanna go take a shit, but don't want to be so direct, much like "to lay a brick". It's not really used nowadays, given the fact that no one really uses fax anymore, but who cares.

Imagine you're having a conversation of some sort, and you wanna take a shit:
-Please excuse me, I just remembered I have to send a fax.

To send a fax by TripleBaka January 19, 2021

send a fax to cleveland 

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.

Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

send a fax to cleveland by K. Itty February 15, 2005

send a fax to hershey 

Slang meaning to go take a shit.

I was going to go to lunch, but first had to send a fax to hershey.

send a fax to hershey by Kevin Gzizzle May 16, 2008

send a fax to mugabe 

A way of politely saying you are going to be going to the lavatory to take a shit. Became popular in Zimbabwe around the turn of the millennia, and has been household saying ever since.

"That meal was amazing, but now I need to send a fax to mugabe."

"Make sure you send a fax to mugabe before we leave because we are not stopping the car on our way down south."

send a fax to mugabe by giiledouche November 4, 2011

Send a fax to Cleveland 

Euphemism for taking a poop.

Sorry I am late to the meeting, I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

Send a fax to Cleveland by Thenextnp February 27, 2018

Send a fax to Canberra 

Take a shit.
Pass faecal matter.

Greg: Hey Gaz you coming or not? Hurry the f*#k up.
Gaz: Yeah mate just wait a minute I gotta send a fax to Canberra.

Send a fax to Canberra by goodthankkkkkks July 7, 2021