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A human who is a waste of all the useful component parts, waste of air and energy. They have entered existance innocently, but through developing into adulthood have turned out to be dud.
Your ex Dave is a flesh bag....
flesh bag by bookworm July 15, 2020

Stay fresh cheese bags 

Probably the best way to say your farewells. This saying was first tweeted by Rich Neville on Twitter.
A: Ah hecc I gtg man
B: Ah ok
A: Alas, stay fresh cheese bags
B: Mmmmm will do

Stay Fresh Cheese Bags 

A phrase used when exiting a room to express your hope for goodwill to all those in said room
P1: see you later man
P2: yeah man bye
P3: stay fresh cheese bags

stay fresh, cheese bags 

When ur feelin cool and want to exit like the 90’s reborn, just summon up this phrase and you are cool and will be worshiped!

Baghdad Fresh 

When something is bomb, dope, or super cool.
Person 1: yo what you up to dawg
Person 2: Woke up today I guess yesterday I got so messed up I jumped out if my friends private jet and a eagle grabbed me by the shirt and flew me to freedom

Person 1: Thats balling as fuck
Person 2: The eagle took me to a secret party in the presidents heads at Mount Rushmore and the ghosts of pac and biggie were there
Person 2: That is baghdad fresh my nigga
Baghdad Fresh by Nickdemy98 November 7, 2015

flesh bagpipe

The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".

Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.

Mostly played by women and men in kilts.
Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."

Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."
flesh bagpipe by PoGo January 19, 2007