Shaft Hand 

When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.

You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.

Shaft Hand by Total Elite December 9, 2008

Hand to shaft ratio 

form of measurement;

Comparison of shaft length and hand-size in a formula for measurement of penis size;
the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis shaft and the hand gripping it;
the quantitative relation between a penis and a hand;

the relationship in quantity, amount, or size between a penis and a hand.

He said he's a solid 8 inches and sent you a picture? Did you use the hand to shaft ratio to determine if this is true?

If you go off of the fact that "a hand" is a form of measurement, based on the width of a grown man's hand, understood to equal 4 inches, you can use the hand to shaft ratio to determine the object size at hand.

Hand to shaft ratio by MareBare84 September 23, 2014

Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

Shaft Handler by PatsMySon October 4, 2018

Stick Shift Handjob 

Its where you get a really hard handy like they are driving a stick shift with your cock. SUCKS!

"Milton did you fuck lauren last night?"
"No but she yanked the shit out of my dick, gave me a stick shift handjob. Man my dick is sore"

Stick Shift Handjob by frothyshoes March 12, 2012

ShaftHandlers 

Channel on YouTube featuring SweetRevenge that has tutorials and mod spotlights for Minecraft.

"Did you see the Cannon mod video that Shafthandlers put up last night?"
"Not yet. Is it good?"
"Yeah, he's the next Simon & Lewis."

ShaftHandlers by minecrafter6789 September 5, 2011