Nasal Depression 

The state of being depressed about the size, shape, or color of one's nose. Can lead to decrease of self confidence.

Me: I have nasal depression.
LaDonna: LaMeelah, go see a nasal psychiatrist.

Nasal Depression by LaMeelah March 25, 2009

Post Natal Depression 

The feeling you get after shelling out for the Xbox 360 peripheral "Project Natal" and realising it sucks.

A: Whassup dude, yo is lookin down.
B: Yeh, I iz broke coz all my monies went on Project Natal and It done be no good.
A: Ah no blood, yousa got Post Natal Depression.

Post Natal Depression by G0N. June 19, 2010