zackly disease

One that is ugly, displeasing in appearance.

You have the zackly disease. Your face looks zackly like your butt.

zackly disease by THEUltraViolet February 28, 2009

the zactly disease 

a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.

Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.

the zactly disease by your mom May 26, 2003

zackley's disease 

Pungent feet stench, that can drive away normal humans on a range of 15 meters, and allure carcass-eating beasts like vultures and hyeenas.

Firstly acknowledged in Pantera's video "Three - Watch it Go!", by Dimebag Darrel, Phd.

John Doe: "Whatta hell is that stench?"
Jane Doe: "It's your mother. She has zackley's disease. Die."

zackley's disease by Metalmassacro June 20, 2008