slow race 

A contest between two people to see who can move the slowest towards an undesirable task when neither wants to do it. Often individuals participating make exaggerated movements in order to appear like they are making an attempt to complete the task.

John and Sally had a slow race to see who would deal with the angry customer on hold.

There are no winners in a slow race, the person to get to the task first does not win, the are the looser.

slow race by Marc Bennets June 12, 2008

Slow and Steady Wins The Race 

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.

Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"

Slow and Steady Wins The Race by Romie_777 November 23, 2022

Slow down their speed racer 

1. someone who says something they should not be saying

2. someone over exaggerating on something small

Angelos: wow! brandon your girlfriend is fucking hot

Andrew: slow down their speed racer

Slow down their speed racer by racerspeed August 11, 2010