A Mental Impairment that affects those named Levi and can be contracted through contact with people named Levi.
Effects of this disease include and are not limited to: Mental
Retardation, Increased levels of Sexist/Racist/
Homophobic remarks and thoughts, Development of
Necrophilia, Excess Weight Gain, Loss of Eyesight and Hearing, Ego Inflation and Shrinkage of Male Genitalia.
John- "Ever since I've hung out with Levi I feel
extremely Xenophobic and Like I should be the centre of
attention"
David-"Damm bro it sounds like you've got a bad case of Levitus"
John- "Well that explains its"