Dildoldo 

Used to describe someone who is acting like a dildo.

The monkey who invented AIDS was such a dildoldo.

Dildoldo by Dickhole Smash October 11, 2008

dildology 

the study of dildos or dildo like substances

i got my Phd in dildology over the sumer

dildology by jawn jawnson December 15, 2007

Dildolder 

Dildo holder

Excuse me, have you seen my dildolder? Thank you, please, sorry

Dildolder by DivaParanoya May 15, 2019

dildoodoo 

When someone uses a dildo in their ass and the dildo comes out with shit on it. Otherwise known as a doo doo covered dildo

My dildo has dildoodoo

dildoodoo by John Bowling December 23, 2006

dildologist 

one who specializes in the sale of dildos and or other sex related products.

My girlfriend sales dildos ,therefore, she is a dildologist.

dildologist by IDMFKUMFPOS May 12, 2008

Dildodongusrex

A mythical being with a penis that gets larger every time it is used. Legend says that the size of it's penis is now inconceivable. People say they have seen this creature in the southern parts of India disguised as a little boy with dark skin.

Damn boy! Your dick so big, you look like dildodongusrex!

Dildodongusrex by irchmirch September 2, 2021

dildodongulus 

A dildodongulus is a monstrous sized penis

That they have found after digging up soil in the town of Echuca, Victoria, Australia.

Particularly used by T Rex’s and sauropod’s

Almost up to 79 inches long and 50 inches thick this long medieval device was used for infertile dinosaurs in the Jurassic and Cretaceous period.

Later used in the ice age for dinners and bath soap

Wow Amanda sure does love riding her dildodongulus

dildodongulus by Bigoldad November 14, 2021