Cheeky Pete 

A Cheeky Pete: to have liquid poop touching cloth just before you make it to the toilet surrendering all natural behaviour and commitments for that day and leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable.

"Sorry boss, I can't make it in to work today, I got a bad case of the cheeky pete's...."

"Ahh man, whats that trickling down your legs - Ooooh, the cheeky pete's again..."

Cheeky Pete by Elliot Selwood October 2, 2008

cheesy pete's 

An exclamation made when swearing is not appropriate (ie workplace or in front of parents, etc.). Or used when someone does something stupid but swearing isn't allowed

Boss: "I need you to work a double today"

You: "Cheesy Pete's!!!!"

cheesy pete's by angel070104 August 28, 2017

Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

Cheek busting Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 28, 2018

peter-cheeks 

A female who loves to tcikle the sausage with her esphogas

"Man look at the peter-cheeks on that girl"

peter-cheeks by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

peter cheeks 

The skin on each side of your pee hole.

Hey, you wanna see my peter cheeks!

peter cheeks by dahawaiian October 5, 2010