river socks 

When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.

Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.

river socks by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008

Pouring river water in your socks 

It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

Pouring river water in your socks by linkyboi January 4, 2023