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congraduations 

what lazy people say instead of "congratulations on your graduation". This is also much easier to write on top of a cake. (unless you have a gigantic cake, in which case, invite us over!)
Friend 1: "Yeah, it only took 10 years, but Heather finally graduated from college."
Friend 2: "Well, tell that bitch congraduations for me!"
congraduations by Mollie Mo February 15, 2006

Congraduations 

Congratulations on your Graduation. These words are too long and so close anyway, why not just morph them and save a ton of time and energy! TTYL
Lindsey: "I just got my high school diploma."

Dad: "Well honey, CONGRADUATIONS"
Congraduations by Bruce Sei. June 2, 2008

Congraduations 

Congraduations!
Congraduations by EasyE! March 30, 2020

Congraduations 

I first came up with this in the late 1960s.
I may, therefore, have originated it.
Congraduations on your Matriculation ! ! !

Congraduations 

A word that's the portmanteau of congratulations and graduation. It's a rare word to use when someone is graduating from school or college/university.
Dad: "Congraduations, son."
Mom: "At least your high school days are over."
Son: "I know."

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.