straight goon 

Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality.

That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him.

straight goon by energy turtle May 2, 2008

straight goon 

to be intimidating, scary, the baddest motherfucker around

faggot: hey look at jeremiah over there hes a straight goon

beast: yea shut the fuck up pussy

straight goon by king goon December 3, 2010