ewoc

Exclusive With One Chick

Guy 1 - Dude she's not my girlfriend.
Guy 2 - She might as well be you're ewocing hard right now

by KingTriton September 13, 2011

ewoc

Short for Eyes Wide Open Continually and used to describe someone who always keeps their eyes open despite what's going on around them and the circumstances

As in "she is an ewoc" or "ewoc me baby" or "He gives it me ewoc"

by Big Gazza WMD December 3, 2005

ewoch

An ewoch is the complete opposite of a chode. It’s a penis that is incredibly long and extremely skinny. Ewochs tend to not gain any size when erect but merely become hard and upright.

Ben: Dude look at that. His cock is like 7 inches floppy, and its really skinny.
Tim: I know. It’s called a ewoch, And im proud of it.

by J shizzle3000 June 12, 2008