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ewoc by KingTriton September 13, 2011
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ewoc
Short for Eyes Wide Open Continually and used to describe someone who always keeps their eyes open despite what's going on around them and the circumstances
ewoc by Big Gazza WMD December 3, 2005
ewoch
An ewoch is the complete opposite of a chode. It’s a penis that is incredibly long and extremely skinny. Ewochs tend to not gain any size when erect but merely become hard and upright.
Ben: Dude look at that. His cock is like 7 inches floppy, and its really skinny.
Tim: I know. It’s called a ewoch, And im proud of it.
Tim: I know. It’s called a ewoch, And im proud of it.
ewoch by J shizzle3000 June 12, 2008
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