curlgar 

an older woman curler who upon hours of fastidious viewing becomes hotter and hotter with each round.

Bill Simmons identified Cheryl Bernard as the quintessential curlgar after subjecting himself to hours of Jeff Shuster curling in slow-motion.

curlgar by Missoulian February 24, 2010

Curlgasm 

The overwhelming feeling of satisfaction only derived through the intent watching of Curling during the Winter Olympics

"Hey, look!! The Chick landed hers right in the middle. I think Ijust had a Curlgasm!

Curlgasm by adbc March 13, 2010