cheese ranger

An extremely sad and pathetic individual
whom wanks constantly.

That little perv is such a cheese ranger

cheese ranger by Sirus May 15, 2003

ranger cheese 

Smegma. Comes from the colloquial Finnish word "sissijuusto" (lit. ranger cheese)

Not to be confused with cheese ranger.

I had no food while lost in the wilderness, so I almost resorted to eating my ranger cheese.

ranger cheese by Kekkelsman April 12, 2025