cheek sneeze Share definition Flag A fart; typically a loud, airy fart that is expelled in a strong, short burst which sounds like your ass sneezed. "Brrrrraaaptt!""Wow, that was a real cheek sneeze, do it again!" cheek sneeze by Ahawk75 August 12, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the cheek sneeze mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch