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Breakfast Maker 

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.
My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works
Breakfast Maker by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017

breakfastmaker 

When lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get up and make breakfast.
I was well hungry this morning so i dropped a breakfastmaker so your mum would get up and cook some fucking food.