bartlebeer 

Low-Carb Energy Beer!

Bartlebeer was invented by Rick Bartleman. It is the greatest beer in the world. It's not currently available to the public, but will be soon.

Listen to all the happy people cheer, they are excited now that they have BartleBeer! When you want to start late, and end early. Don't want your gut to become all burly. Don't mix something in your beer, that will spoil it. You will just end up all night at the toilet! Keep your body happy, and let the world hear. WE ALL LOVE, BARTLEBEER!

bartlebeer by YouNeek1 February 7, 2008

Bartlebesque 

To be disinterested, aimless, apathetic, or ambivalent, especially about tasks involving a minimal amount of effort; to mimic the behavior of the character Bartleby the scrivener.

I can't decide whether to order Chinese or pizza for dinner; I'm feeling Bartlebesque.

Bartlebesque by Brooklyn Ben March 27, 2012

bertleberry 

Bertle is a sexy man.

i wanna fuck bertleberry so bad

bertleberry by Nigger Bocka XTecca July 24, 2022