autocidal 

When the assholes on the road have taken you far enough over the edge that you want to kill them all.

I was ready to go completely autocidal today because no one could figure out how to stay out of the damned fast lane.

autocidal by dirtymindedoldguy January 2, 2017

autodidact 

A self-taught person that lives an intellectual life without help from a teacher, or any form of education.

A person that spends most of their time researching, learning and discovering things on their own behalf.

"That boy is such an autodidact!"
"He likes to teach himself, because he is an autodidact."

autodidact by THebert August 18, 2012

AutoCADaver 

What occurs to a person's computer after AutoCAD crashes from lack of video processing capabilty.

Where'd that object go? Wait... what the fuck?! Runtime error? Oh this piece of shit is about to become an AutoCADaver! Where's my bat??

AutoCADaver by 12 Gauge Surgeon March 18, 2010

autocalligraphile 

Someone who loves or is obsessed with their own handwriting

Created by the amazing Philip Natt

Mr Natt is such an autocalligraphile

autocalligraphile by nonexistenteyebrows February 17, 2020

autoical illusion 

When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.

ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"

autoical illusion by Charles Ancum May 25, 2010

autodidactyls 

autodidact: a self-taught person.

pterodactyl: extinct flying reptiles.

autodidactyls: extinct self-taught flying reptiles

"'autodidactyls' are extinct because they didn't teach themselves how to fly very well and they all crashed and burned." - says a satirist

autodidactyls by [e-mail] February 11, 2013

autocaligraphile 

a form of witing invented by a marvellous communications teacher

student: wow thats some neato writing Mr. N
Mr. N: yeah i know, i call it autocaligraphile
student: interesting..
Mr. N: yeah i no <3

autocaligraphile by gulz April 21, 2008