Distezium 

Finding a girl at the end of college (2 to 3 weeks left) and realizing you actually like her, in the midst of having to part ways.
Till next year.

Aladdin College Distance Relationships Distezium

Distezium by barker sully April 25, 2010

Dislexium 

When he or she is being retarded and doesn't make any sense.

You have dislexium

Dislexium by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

Dislexium 

One who makes no sense and is retarded

Paul: Can elephants have sex?
Me: You have dislexium, Paul.

Dislexium by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018