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Bantanamo Bay 

Where the true legends of banter serve their sentences for being unrivalled in the art of humour. The length of your sentence reflects the quality of your banter.
1: You're too jokes brovva
2: I know. I'm serving a life sentence at Bantanamo Bay.
Bantanamo Bay by Alzamatralz October 1, 2016

Bantanamo bay 

Batanamo bay it the place where people who have too much banter are locked up because they are too witty for the real world. It can also be used sarcastically when someone tells a terrible joke.
Oh man did you here that guy in our class has been sent to bantanamo bay.

The teacher replied 'oh wow your so funny, you should be locked up in batanamo bay,' when the student said a terrible joke about him.

Brotanamo Bay 

The birthplace of "bro"dom and of everyone that is a true bro. It is beleived that the council of 6 reside here, but it has never been confirmed.
Hey Zach, what are you doing tonight? I'm going to a party at Brotanamo Bay.

Bantanimo Bay 

Bantanimo Bay is like Guantanimo Bay but full of banta. It is owned by the religion Bantianity and contains several Bantathedrials.

There is a king who is also the god of Bantianity and also a prophet of said religion. Getting laid is easy here and it is open to all sorts of kinky shit.
Have you been held captive in Bantanimo Bay?