Ass Dialer 

Someone who is a bumbler or a slacker. The term arose after an incident in which a number was inadvertantly dialed after the phone's owner had placed the phone in his back pocket.

Bob did nothing but wilf on his computer all day--he's such and ass dialer. (or) Jack tied his shoes together and then tried to walk home like the ass dialer that he is.

Ass Dialer by Laura Crandall May 9, 2007

diaper ass 

an unattractive booty that makes a girl appear to be wearing a diaper under them jeans. also, a term used when a girl's ass hasn't quite reached mom ass, but is well on its way

whoa, look at gina and that diaper ass.
yeah, she's working those diaper-bottom jeans tonight.

diaper ass by justymac August 22, 2008

Frontin ass dope dealer 

A big fake jackass who claims he has weed or coke and has shit, pisses off real dealers and junkies.

Damnit i was at the exchange to buy the coke so i could bake crack and start dealing, but i found out its powdered sugar, the weed too must be fake too, Frontin ass dope dealer is gonna get hit up.

Frontin ass dope dealer by recon1245 August 7, 2011

Diaper ass 

When someone sags their pants and their boxers are sagging out the back like a shit filled diaper.

Check out that new jacks diaper ass!

Diaper ass by Chris Dawson March 2, 2008