culturefag
Culturefags...
*Are always found at an upscale coffee place at midnight.
*Are in college, or age 20-30.
*Have mostly friends who are not their own race.
*Have "arty" jobs, like musician, actor, artist, etc. or work in places that serve food, like waiter, barista, chef, etc.
*Are loud and obnoxious.
*Follow all the latest trends.
*Talk "cool" and always know the "hippest" slang and gestures.
*Spend serious time every morning making their hair look “cool.”
*Go out to eat at least four times a week.
*Have at least 1000 songs on their iPods.
*Live in new-age condos or apartments.
*Pretend to be super-democrat to impress others, but usually they couldn’t care less.
*Invade and take over your neighborhood restaurants which you go to on a regular basis because they read about it or something.
*Have long sideburns (male only).
*Are attracted to men only for looks/sex (female only).
*Are stupid enough to buy condos in the middle of an industrial district.
You all know who I’m talking about! THOSE people!
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*Are always found at an upscale coffee place at midnight.
*Are in college, or age 20-30.
*Have mostly friends who are not their own race.
*Have "arty" jobs, like musician, actor, artist, etc. or work in places that serve food, like waiter, barista, chef, etc.
*Are loud and obnoxious.
*Follow all the latest trends.
*Talk "cool" and always know the "hippest" slang and gestures.
*Spend serious time every morning making their hair look “cool.”
*Go out to eat at least four times a week.
*Have at least 1000 songs on their iPods.
*Live in new-age condos or apartments.
*Pretend to be super-democrat to impress others, but usually they couldn’t care less.
*Invade and take over your neighborhood restaurants which you go to on a regular basis because they read about it or something.
*Have long sideburns (male only).
*Are attracted to men only for looks/sex (female only).
*Are stupid enough to buy condos in the middle of an industrial district.
You all know who I’m talking about! THOSE people!
Add to this list of traits by posting new definitions!
"Hey, want to go out for sushi and then go listen to jazz in my Volkswagen Beetle?"
"NO CULTUREFAG GTFO MY LIFE PLZ."
"NO CULTUREFAG GTFO MY LIFE PLZ."
culturefag by Ikurasake March 15, 2008