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techsick 

Either a sense of or real illness brought on from being constantly surrounded and inundated with technology. Constant technology is usually from work, but can be home too, and sometimes when traveling, especially for business.
"What'd you do last weekend?"
"I stayed home and slept most of Saturday, and well past noon on Sunday. Later I went to Golden Gate park on Sunday. I just got techsick and had to get outside and away from my laptop and Crackberry."
techsick by CadeRageous! March 11, 2008
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Techdick 

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.
"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.
Techdick by D & C February 25, 2008

tec2sick 

tec2sick is just a god he spits like heavy rain on a fat bitch
bruh tec2sick is the greatest rapper ever and all the females love him!

technickel difficulties 

When da stupid coin-operated machine malfunctions.
Simply pounding on da "insert 5¢" mechanism can sometimes solve technickel difficulties.