hotsicle 

Someone who meets two requirements. Firstly, being exceedingly attractive, and secondly being exceedingly cool. Someone who is a hotsicle, typically has lots of friends who admire him/her (or alternately are envious of him/her). Any guy or girl in a relationship with a hotsicle tends towards being very lucky in the short term, but runs a risk of being extremely unlucky in the long term, as hotsicles also generally are not the brightest people around, and lack key principles where relationships are concerned.

Guy 1: Man... Did you just see that girl that walked past us? I'd hit that in a new york minute.

Guy 2: Are you kidding? I agree she's a hotsicle, but you know what they say about those...

hotsicle by Turkey Boy January 31, 2008

Hopsicles 

1. Possessing the quality of 'mad hops', also known as an amazing vertical leap. A description for person(s) possessing these insane physical jumping abilities. (Ex: James White, Nate Robinson)

2. A Nickname for persons possessing these insane jumping abilities.

1. Oh ****! Did you see that? Motherfucker's got some Hopsicles!

2. AHHHHHHHH my ***** Hopsicles over there just posterized that skinny ass white boy!!!

Hopsicles by Jimmy Broo January 11, 2009

Hopsicles 

Popsicles made from beer - 100% more hops than normal popsicles

Who wants Hopsicles?

Hopsicles by Stanley875 February 4, 2010

hottsicle 

so hot that there is almost no word to describe the person

You are one hottsicle momma!

hottsicle by margy and katee February 19, 2005

hoo-hopsicle 

a hoo-hopsicle occurs when a females genetalia is overcome with sudden coolness, and thus becomes frozen solid.

It's so cold out, I have a hoo-hopsicle!

hoo-hopsicle by Michael & Tits October 4, 2008

Hoesicle 

/hōˌˈsik(ə)l/
noun
1. A girl who was once a hoe, but now merely displays a few hoe-ish tendencies. Hoesicle is commonly used as a term of endearment between two good friends.

Person A- "That girl is a HOE!"

Person B- "Nah man, she's just my little hoesicle"

Hoesicle by Kail Kail April 18, 2018