Sataned 

Sataned: A universal word to summarize the state of being screwed so bad that fucked sideways seem like an understatement. Sataned is the higher and real form of Murphy's law, when a person is Sataned, unexpected normal things / incidents go from normal to bad to worse.

Example: You reach the airport in wee hours to board an early morning flight. You clear the security and end up sleeping in the lobby , when you wake you up you find that your flight reached its destination while you were merrily sleeping.

He dressed up to meet his girl friend and after meeting her found out that she called him to introduce her new Boy Friend to him. Gosh he really got Sataned.

Sataned by Whattwhywhen September 21, 2016

Sataned eggs 

They're like Deviled eggs, but when secretly made with copious amounts of hot sauce they become hellishly, unbearably hot. Truly, they've become SATANED EGGS!

Holy shit Daniel! These aren't Deviled eggs, they're Sataned eggs! PASS ME THE MILK, HURRY!!!

Sataned eggs by Telephony February 21, 2018

The 3 Sataneers 

Trapezoid, shorts and leggings man, and Satan himself

“did you see the 3 Sataneers today?”
“yes, I ran away from them”

The 3 Sataneers by John Doe 37391833910 October 5, 2019

Satandamn 

What Christians say instead of Goddamn.

Ahhh, that satandamned hooker stole all my satandamned money. SATANDAMN!

Satandamn by Kenjitheninja January 28, 2007

Sataner's dozen

The number eleven.

Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.

John Stuart "Obama hasn't been to church in eleven sundays, well thats a Sataner's Dozen!"

Sataner's dozen by Aasif Mandvi April 9, 2009

satandamned 

This word means the same as, "goddamned" but a different deity is referenced.

{From a website about phoney-bologna fake 'battles' between various commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}: "That goddamn faggoty-ass talking Taco Bell dog goes to the drive through window and relieves the till of a roll of quarters. It takes aim at that satandamned Kia Rapping Rat, and let's 'er rip! The roll of quarters misses it's intended target and explodes rather noisily against the manager's door."

satandamned by Telephony August 25, 2014

Saraned 

When you wrap the toilet under the lid and seat with the wrap so when one lifts the lid and goes to the bathroom for guys pee splashes everywhere, girls it splashes on them and could run off into their pants. Really bad when they have to drop a duece

Guy 1: dude, where is the bathroom i really have to go

Guy 2: upstairs man just dont make a mess

Guy 1: dude, WTF my piss went everywhere, was that saran wrap

Guy 2: oh b***h you just got Saraned

Saraned by T-Free88 May 15, 2010