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no doikey 

the cousin of "no duh." second cousin to "no shit."
fluffy- "christine, don't forget to call me back."
christine- "i will, no doikey."
no doikey by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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person one: Domkey was hitting on a cougar!
person two: Peenalize him!
Domkey by herrolove October 31, 2009

doamikey 

To "doamikey" one must engage in spontaneous rage over something completely mondane that takes place in day-to-day life. To successfully pull it off one must build up slowly with short burst of childish screams finally reaching a climax of profanities and the occasional throw of a random object.
Geoff: That guy is struggling to open a tin of beans.
Harry: He looks like he is getting mad.
Angry Man: ARRGGHH
Geoff: He's gonna doamikey.
Harry: He gonna flip his lid.
Angry Man: *Slats beans across kitchen and hits bike*
Geoff: OH NO HE'S HIT HIS FAVOURITE RACING BIKE.
Angry Man: TWAT FUCKING SHIT.
doamikey by TurkishTheLad October 21, 2012
Someone who is stupid and or points out the obvious.
Dude, that bird has wings!
Doikey.
Doikey by I am mainkey May 27, 2014

Dominey Effect 

The Dominey Effect is when a person has an internal hemorrhoid or several inside the rectum creating two or more distinctive strings of loaf when said person is on the can. The Dominey Effect is usually seen in public restrooms or restrooms in the workplace. It is usually the product of those who sit for longer than average periods of time i.e. office workers, video game addicts, lazy people, etc.
An office worker enters the restroom at the end of lunch break, and is ready to take a huge load off when he opens the stall door and sees that the previous user left a surprise in the bowl, and gagged when he saw the linguini shaped product of the Dominey Effect.
Dominey Effect by dicksucksrich September 1, 2010
Did you see dmikeyy?
dmikeyy by DevinB November 11, 2020