Cammo Cough 

When it's necessary to fart in public, one performs the "cammo cough" whereas he/she fakes a cough while passing the fart at simultaneously so as to disquise the sound of the fart. The "cough" must be louder than the fart itself so as be successful.

"I just had to fart in the elevator but I used a "cammo cough" so no one would know a fart just transpired"

Cammo Cough by D. Simpson November 4, 2007

Camo Cough 

what is done to cover the loud splashing of a "watermelon" in the restroom

He lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise

Camo Cough by turd burglar October 22, 2003

Camo cough 

To let out a concealing cough in order to hide the sound of blowing ass.

(Huge Shart Sound) Dude, how bout a camo cough, no one needs to hear that!

Camo cough by FinVader June 20, 2008