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fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.
(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

hey fuck you buddy

A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.
Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"