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chipmunk it 

What directors say when they have a bad script, but want to make 10 year olds go wild with excitement, a tactic made famous by Alvin and the Chipmunks and the youtube user Fred (coincidentally both are horrible). All you need to do is alter the pitch, and bingo!
"Sorry Fred, but your video just isn't funny."
"No problem, I'll just chipmunk it and 10 year olds all over the world will watch it."
"Brilliant! This will be hilarious!"
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Chipmunkist 

Someone who follows the growing debate regarding which of the 3 chipmunks from the popular movie franchise "Alvin and The Chipmunks" is receiving the best head.
Although the alvinist theory is the most prominent among chipmunkists, the views held be theodorians consistantly prove to be far more reasoned and secular.
Chipmunkist by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

Chipmunking 

The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.
"Have you studied for tomorrows exam?"
"Nah, I'm chipmunking all the lectures tonight."
Chipmunking by MonkChipper November 10, 2012

Chipmunking 

The most gnarly of sex acts. This is when a woman deepthoats a mans dick and when she reaches the base, stuffs one nut per inside her cheeks and smiles and moans ....the moan because of the throat obstruction ...makes her sound like a chipmunk.
That girl can swallow a dick, and before I knew it her cheeks were full and she was chipmunking me.
Chipmunking by RedneckR0nin September 8, 2018

Cajun Chipmunkin' 

It's when a girl sucks a cock lets him cum in her mouth, then runs to the bathroom with a Cajun injector and suctions the load and then injects it into her vagina!
Crystal was so eager to have a baby by JimBob, she did some Cajun Chipmunkin' last night!
Cajun Chipmunkin' by Coonie January 9, 2014

chipmunking 

Chipmunking.. In the porn world, It’s when the guy pushes his stiff cock into your cheek hard from the inside out, creating the classic β€œchipmunk face” with bulging cheek. Now a true chipmunking purist will point out that the cock must be pushing so hard that there is a discernable dick head outline showing thru her tightly strained cheek..
Last night I gave the cashier a good chipmunking! Her cheeks were so soft and warm...

Chipmunking 

1. When a woman swollows the entire male genitalia and places one ball in each cheek thereby mimicing a chipmunk.

2. To swollow a mans dick and balls.
Todds mom is amazing, She was chipmunking me while humming the american anthem!
Chipmunking by Ghost Bears February 26, 2010