FLIDIOT Share definition Flag FLIDIOT (flid-ee-ot) n. A person who asks for something to be passed to them when they are capable of reaching it on their own, as if their arms are too short. For example ; "pass the salt please". "get it yourself you flidiot" FLIDIOT by wotif777 August 2, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the FLIDIOT mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch